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Episode 32 – Tattoo psychics, Tay Tay’s bins and Idris Elba’s Tash

So much this week… Taylor Swift’s bins have raised a few eyebrows and Chelsea was SHOCKED when she heard about Idris Elba’s moustache. A McWedding could be the new trend for Summer 2023 and the Whatsapp Group Chat yet again delivered some serious gossip! Let’s not forget the people of Kent sharing their weird reasons for dumping people…what’s yours?

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Episode 31 – Sheepinis, Lolly Lols and Wheelbarrow Wanders

So much this week…Gen Z caused an egg scandal and Chelsea got everyone scratching their heads when thinking about wheelbarrows. Keep the seagulls away from your salt and vinegar crisps and flirty emojis in real life is something we all want to see. From pet peeves to cereal joy there was a lot of lols in this episode and a gossip filled Whatsapp group chat.

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Episode 30 – Indiana chicken and the ball pit of doom

So much this week…an Indiana chicken discovered a whole new civilisation and Aquaman might be on a mural in Margate soon. David Tennant was left behind and Garry had life hacks for everything from flies to pants. Chelsea was kissed by a carp and the people of Kent shared their fish tales. But the question on everyone’s lips is…what would you want your horse to be made of?

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Episode 29 – Oats, Ants, Dads and Flip Phones

So much this week…Harry Styles had a surprise guest at his Love on Tour and Garry fell down a hack hole for the Summer. Chelsea had another disastrous date but also discovered a brand new platform for singletons and the Dads of Kent took centre stage with their weird and wonderful ways and of course…Dad jokes! But how are YOU feeling about A.I.?

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Episode 28 – Pombear Horror, Pikachu Trains and Paper Towel Magic

So much this week…Pombear horror shook the Breakfast show and a wobbly old school food favourite made a shocking return. Garry and Chelsea trained to break records and the people of Kent got things off their chest on the hump day hump line. But what we want to know is, did you have magic blue paper towels?

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Episode 26 – Monstrous Feet, Nosh and Wackadoodle

So much this week…bbq tales and fails came rushing in after the bank holiday weekend and Chelsea impressed with her dad joke expertise. Garry fell into another life hack hole and public dunking was off the table! Saucy news and monstrous feet took the breakfast show by surprise and things got trollied as they talked about nosh. And did we mention wash day disasters?

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Episode 25 – Disastrous dates, donuts and dunking

So much this week…shocking sausage roll discoveries, dating disasters with a musical twist and fake social media accounts were just the beginning. The people of Kent created their own Gladiator names and shared some hilarious video fails after Anne Marie couldn’t make cookies but the question Garry and Chelsea were desperate to ask was…what are you waiting for?

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Episode 24 – Hobbits, Holibobs and Humplines

So much this week…Lewis Capaldi loves Hobbits, Garry and Chelsea opened up the kmfm hump day hump line and Henry Hoover was abandoned. Whatsapp group chat made an epic come back and we found out what made you posh! Things gouda been feta but the cheese love was cheddar than ever!

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Episode 23 – Disney Deceit, Dull Desserts and Donkeys

So much this week…Ring for the King went wrong, then right! It was a Shrek takeover and Chelsea may have tipped Garry over the edge, a full english may be the key to winning Eurovision and dull desserts took over Kent. But the BIGGEST question is, have YOU done this with a paddling pool?